i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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