I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just want nice things and good sex
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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