What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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