Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
