thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
please come you make the beer taste better
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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