she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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