hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
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