They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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