last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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