Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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