Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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