im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Randomize
