Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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