girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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