My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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