I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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