I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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