Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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