I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I supernannyed him into submission
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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