Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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