dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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