Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Randomize
