We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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