we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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