I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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