I'm drive I can fine osifer
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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