i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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