You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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