i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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