I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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