Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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