I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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