The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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