no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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