We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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