I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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