Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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