I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
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