Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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