Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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