I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Green mimosas i think yes
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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