Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Congratulations! We have a period
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