talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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