the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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