with your own penis?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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