So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
