all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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