apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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