Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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