Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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