She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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