I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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