Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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