I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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